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SCOOTER PARKING ~Sign~ redneck hillbilly nickname gift $8.99 BRAND NEW SIGN!! 12″ tall and 8″ wide sign. Our novelty signs are made from outdoor durable plastic with professional grade vinyl graphics. These signs will never rust or fade, perfect inside or out (4-5 years outdoors)! The sign has round corners and a hole pre-drilled for easy mounting. This item is in stock and ready to ship, generally the following business day. Please check out all our other … |
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Segway I2 with Segseat Seat Newest Generation Custom $6,999.00 new segway i2 with segseat… |
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Segway Seat for Generation 1 167, 180, Xt P segseat for any gen 1 , fits all 1st generations, xt , 167 , 180 , ht p… |
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Segway Segseat Seat for I2 X2 Newest Generation Custom with Alarm made by segseat, this listing is a custom listing with johnsoncorp,. it includes a custom alarm . Use the seg seat with any 2nd generation i2 or x2 segway. We ship overseas also , great for disabled , for long rides , great for golf…. |
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Segway 12.0 Handlebar Bag for the Segway Human Transporter (Charcoal Grey) $98.00 This stylish and durable charcoal-grey handlebar bag mounts conveniently on your Segway transporter’s handlebars, letting you carry up to 10 pounds of cargo, from library books and veggies to camera gear and excess clothing. The bag’s custom attachment system minimizes weight shifts during riding while ensuring a secure fit to your Segway’s handlebars and control shaft. Two pockets on the rider s… |
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Electric Chariot Personal Transportation (PT), Segway Style $699.99 From speed and maneuverability, to reliability and low operating costs, Electric Chariot delivers the widest range of features and benefits of any personal transportation option. It is designed using a highly stable classic four-point construction. Electric Chariot is quick and quiet. It is quite a lot of fun to ride it. The four-wheel design of Electric Chariot provides a stable platform, no matt… |
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National Products 36V Battery Operated Personal Transporter $449.99 WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD – Small parts. Not for children under 3 years. The TRX Personal Transporter is a 3-wheel electric scooter designed with an easy-to-operate thumb-controlled throttle and a left handle brake system for amazing maneuverability. It has a large standing platform, easily turns at very tight corners, and can travel at a max speed of 12 miles per hour. The 36-volt battery system c… |
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Code Name Ginger: The Story Behind Segway and Dean Kamen’s Quest to Invent a New World $3.50 “It’s going to change the world.”-Dean Kamen They came from across the country and from the lab down the hall. Some left behind lucrative jobs, some moved their families. Each hand-picked engineer was drawn by the same irresistible lure: the chance to work with a brilliant, eccentric inventor on a secret project. Dean Kamen was already a millionaire with an impressive list of medical invention… |
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The Segway to win: more candidates are using scooters to go door-to-door.(INSIDE POLITICS): An article from: Campaigns & Elections $9.95 This digital document is an article from Campaigns & Elections, published by Thomson Gale on October 1, 2007. The length of the article is 1048 words. The page length shown above is based on a typical 300-word page. The article is delivered in HTML format and is available in your Amazon.com Digital Locker immediately after purchase. You can view it with any web browser.Citation DetailsTitle: The S… |
What can be done about slow play in golf
What can be done about slow play in golf
Slow play is the pimple on the #@!$ of golf. Everyone hates it, but they don’t know how to get rid of it.
It’s a good thing golfers aren’t armed, as it would prove too tempting to pick off the guy in the group in front as he retrieves his fifth ball out of the pond. Murder, of course, is wrong, but it may be justifiable homicide, especially if the judge plays golf.
Worst case scenario: A Saturday round of golf on a Pete Dye course, cart path only, with Ben Crane’s foursome in front of you and Rory Sabatini’s group behind you. Then you’d probably just use the gun on yourself.
Speaking of Pete Dye, why do golf architects have to design courses so long and difficult? You end up with four average golfers trying to land a three-wood second shot on a green that calls for the ball to stop and back up. I’ve never heard of anyone backing up a ball with a three wood except for (note to non-golfers, the rest of this sentence is a golf insider’s joke) Kevin Costner.
Here’s how you can tell if you’re a slow player:
1. You are new to the game. If so, then you are part of the problem. Pick up the damn ball! What’s the difference between a 10 and a 14 on a par 4?
2. You’re a woman. Okay, I apologize. Very politically incorrect. I’ll redact. I meant to write: You’re a womyn.
3. You are on the first tee wearing one of the following: blue jeans/tennis shoes/hot pants/Atlanta Braves ball cap, backwards.
4. You’re older than me. All right, that’s stereotyping and wrong. Some of the fastest players on my home course are octogenarians. Moreover, they finish their rounds in under four hours, consistently. However, when they drive home from the club, they are usually in front of me clocking 30 miles per hour with their turn signals on.
5. You own a ball retriever.
6. You give lessons to your spouse or child on the course.
7. You take mulligans – lots of them. Dammit, Jim, this is golf, not tennis! You don’t get two chances to hit it in play.
8. You’re on the PGA Tour.
As long as I brought that up, let’s talk about slow play on the tour. You know the players are slow when you can flip channels, watch a Charmin commercial and check the weather before Jesper Parnevik lines up his putt. All tour players should use Angel Cabrera as their role model. The guy plays fast.
Here are some of my suggestions for speeding PGA Tour play
1. A shot clock: The tour already uses electronic signs on the holes, so just slap a clock on the screen. Players will have 24 seconds from the time the caddie hands them a club until the time they’re required to hit the ball. On the green, the clock starts when they lift their ball marker. Penalty: One stroke for going over the allotted time.
2. Segways: These scooters would eliminate talkative caddies without damaging the fairways. Strap that big ‘ol Callaway or Titleist bag to the side and scoot like crazy. You’d look cool and could park it close to the green without a little yellow flag attached.
3. Japanese caddie-sans: These no-nonsense women use motorized carts to haul your clubs and can only communicate with Jumbo Ozaki, so the Western pros would talk less and hit more.
The best advice I can give the average golfer is to just hit into the group in front of you to keep them moving. But only if they’re smaller than you, and they’re not packing guns.
Recommended Golf Clubs:
Taylormade Golf Clubs
Mizuno Golf Clubs
Titleist Golf Clubs
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SCOOTER PARKING ~Sign~ redneck hillbilly nickname gift $8.99 BRAND NEW SIGN!! 12″ tall and 8″ wide sign. Our novelty signs are made from outdoor durable plastic with professional grade vinyl graphics. These signs will never rust or fade, perfect inside or out (4-5 years outdoors)! The sign has round corners and a hole pre-drilled for easy mounting. This item is in stock and ready to ship, generally the following business day. Please check out all our other … |
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Segway I2 with Segseat Seat Newest Generation Custom $6,999.00 new segway i2 with segseat… |
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Segway Seat for Generation 1 167, 180, Xt P segseat for any gen 1 , fits all 1st generations, xt , 167 , 180 , ht p… |
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Segway Segseat Seat for I2 X2 Newest Generation Custom with Alarm made by segseat, this listing is a custom listing with johnsoncorp,. it includes a custom alarm . Use the seg seat with any 2nd generation i2 or x2 segway. We ship overseas also , great for disabled , for long rides , great for golf…. |
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Segway i180 Human Transporter … |
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Segway 12.0 Handlebar Bag for the Segway Human Transporter (Charcoal Grey) $98.00 This stylish and durable charcoal-grey handlebar bag mounts conveniently on your Segway transporter’s handlebars, letting you carry up to 10 pounds of cargo, from library books and veggies to camera gear and excess clothing. The bag’s custom attachment system minimizes weight shifts during riding while ensuring a secure fit to your Segway’s handlebars and control shaft. Two pockets on the rider s… |
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Electric Chariot Personal Transportation (PT), Segway Style $699.99 From speed and maneuverability, to reliability and low operating costs, Electric Chariot delivers the widest range of features and benefits of any personal transportation option. It is designed using a highly stable classic four-point construction. Electric Chariot is quick and quiet. It is quite a lot of fun to ride it. The four-wheel design of Electric Chariot provides a stable platform, no matt… |
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National Products 36V Battery Operated Personal Transporter $449.99 WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD – Small parts. Not for children under 3 years. The TRX Personal Transporter is a 3-wheel electric scooter designed with an easy-to-operate thumb-controlled throttle and a left handle brake system for amazing maneuverability. It has a large standing platform, easily turns at very tight corners, and can travel at a max speed of 12 miles per hour. The 36-volt battery system c… |
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Code Name Ginger: The Story Behind Segway and Dean Kamen’s Quest to Invent a New World $3.50 “It’s going to change the world.”-Dean Kamen They came from across the country and from the lab down the hall. Some left behind lucrative jobs, some moved their families. Each hand-picked engineer was drawn by the same irresistible lure: the chance to work with a brilliant, eccentric inventor on a secret project. Dean Kamen was already a millionaire with an impressive list of medical invention… |
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The Segway to win: more candidates are using scooters to go door-to-door.(INSIDE POLITICS): An article from: Campaigns & Elections $9.95 This digital document is an article from Campaigns & Elections, published by Thomson Gale on October 1, 2007. The length of the article is 1048 words. The page length shown above is based on a typical 300-word page. The article is delivered in HTML format and is available in your Amazon.com Digital Locker immediately after purchase. You can view it with any web browser.Citation DetailsTitle: The S… |